we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
there is glitter all over my balls
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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