I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He passed out mid-signature
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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