My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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