the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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