you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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