Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
...so i touched it.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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