I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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