Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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