He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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