I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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