this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She needs sedatives and a leash
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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