from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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