I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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