That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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