I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
smell my finger.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
so much tequila, so little girl.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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