I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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