so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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