What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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