Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If that was your dad, he is hot
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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