no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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