she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I use my feet as sexual weapons
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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