Non-Jews are for practice
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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