i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I can text with my tongue
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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