so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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