toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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