Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize