she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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