I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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