Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
