There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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