I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You did what with his pubic hair?
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