Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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