I've blown a few things in my day
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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