i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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