I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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