guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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