I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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