I hate your face
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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