i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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