did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
dude. I can hear the air.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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