Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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