He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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