I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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