I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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