FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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