Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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