'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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