Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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