Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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