best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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