all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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