Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
True but thats because hes a fetus.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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