Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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