Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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